fivehoursofscreaming:

voretiger:

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

open rp

lostvox:

lostvox:

martin-septim:

lostvox:

alphaclaire:

lostvox:

alphaclaire:

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“Hello, I’m Coppy!” The copier says cheerfully, “how may I help you?” 

His eyes are full of hope.

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The ogre had never seen such a creature, but found himself oddly aroused at it’s metal bearings and illuminated personality. 

“I, uh, suppose there are some things you can help me with…”

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Coppy’s eyes seemed to darken. “Like what?” he whispered lowly and softly.

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Shrek grinned, knowing that the animatronic beast was being lulled into his trap.

“You see, I could use some assistance in shedding some of these, eh, layers… if you catch my drift…”

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Coppy’s eyes widened in confusion. This was not what he had expected. This was not running a business!

This was literally the pinnacle of my comedic genius and it didn’t even break 1k that has to change.

I miss Coppy.

Anonymous asked:

I've kinda followed you since I saw your therapy cover and I fell in love with your voice. I kinda forgot about you (sorry) until today when I saw your YT channel. I remember back then things weren't so good for you. so I was wondering how you're doing and I hope things have improved. lots of love xx

lostvox:

I am SO sorry for the late reply, anon – but thank you so much for this. I appreciate it more than you know. I hope life has treated you kindly <3 Things have been up and down for me, but mostly amazing. Thank you again!

I kinda hope the anon who sent me this follows me because I want them to know that I think about this post a lot. It was sent at a time when I really, really needed it and I’m thankful for it to this day. <3

arsanatomica:
“ The skull of the Chinese Water Deer is one of the most iconic skulls out there.
Like many small Asian deer species, it does not have antlers. Instead the males fight each other with their extremely sharp tusks, slashing at rivals with...
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arsanatomica:
“ The skull of the Chinese Water Deer is one of the most iconic skulls out there.
Like many small Asian deer species, it does not have antlers. Instead the males fight each other with their extremely sharp tusks, slashing at rivals with...
Zoom Info
arsanatomica:
“ The skull of the Chinese Water Deer is one of the most iconic skulls out there.
Like many small Asian deer species, it does not have antlers. Instead the males fight each other with their extremely sharp tusks, slashing at rivals with...
Zoom Info
arsanatomica:
“ The skull of the Chinese Water Deer is one of the most iconic skulls out there.
Like many small Asian deer species, it does not have antlers. Instead the males fight each other with their extremely sharp tusks, slashing at rivals with...
Zoom Info

arsanatomica:

The skull of the Chinese Water Deer is one of the most iconic skulls out there. 

Like many small Asian deer species, it does not have antlers. Instead the males fight each other with their extremely sharp tusks, slashing at rivals with downward head swings. 

When not actively shanking others, the tusks can be folded back slightly., so they don’t interfere with eating. 

Dogbomb

goodfurs:

I just wanted to sugest that this great fursuiter be featured here. I have spent hours reading through all his amazing fursuit stories on FA and I dont think anyone can be a better role model for the fandom than this guy. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/dogbomb/

We looked through their page, and they do indeed seem like a wonderful suiter! We highly recommend checking them out.
Here’s a very sweet story that we particularly liked.

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People have commented that they admire my courage for
fursuiting in public.
I have never felt particularly courageous.
If you want a study in real courage, look no further than Sarah.

Another random fursuit outing found me ambling along the pier,
giving happy paws to the tourists and enjoying the sea breeze.
As the crowds parted to make way for the upright canine, a young
lady in a wheelchair caught my attention.
Unable to speak, or even wave for that matter, she used her beautiful
eyes to lure me over.

She was alone in her chair, body twisted and lacking in coordination,
betraying its owner with a vengeance. She was bereft of speech, couldn’t
hold a pen and lacked the motor skills to write if she could, yet when I 
held her hand in my paw, her eyes danced. They spoke volumes.

I spent the better part of half an hour in this angel’s company.
She felt my claws and leaned her head against my fur.
We watched the throngs hurry past, the waves wash over the shore
and the gulls shriek and take flight. 
A peaceful island in a sea of activity.

Eventually, she released my paw and made a motion with her head.
It was time for me to bid farewell.
I gave her shoulder a pat and I saw that terrific smile flash
across her face. I felt calm and blessed by her company.

As I continued up the pier, a women in a grey sweater fell in step
beside me.
“Thank you for spending time with Sarah,” she said.
“She really loves dogs but doesn’t get the chance to interact
with them very often. A talking dog will be the highlight of her week.”

She went on to explain that Sarah was born with cerebral palsy, a condition
that effects how the brain is able to control muscle function.
The kicker is that Sarah’s mind is in full swing.
She possess a blooming intellect, but is held hostage by her own body.

Her story is inspiring. Even though she requires care around the clock, 
and she is unable to perform the most basic of tasks for herself, she 
always finds a way to bring joy to her caregivers.
She will somehow pluck a flower, hide it under her jacket, and present
it at an opportune moment. She gives random kisses and hugs. 
Her favorite phrase is “I love you.”
She never fails to say thank you with her eyes. 

To assert a level of independence over her life, Sarah occasionally 
requests to be left alone in a public setting.
Her mom gives her that latitude by watching over her from a safe
distance, ready to intervene should the need arise, but also letting
Sarah exist on her own merits.
Later, she will preserve the moments in a journal, her mom writing
and reading aloud while Sarah directs the words with a nod of her
head or a touch of her hand.

She has been on a train trip across Canada. Hobnobbed with 
celebrities. Participated in whale watching excursions.
She has touched so many hearts, including the one beating
inside my fursuit covered chest.

So I went on my way, absorbing hugs and high fives, questions and
pictures, while Sarah sat alone in her wheelchair, a prisoner in her
own body, that amazing smile still dazzling, all but ignored
by her peers.

I think we all know who the brave one is.

I will continue fursuiting because it facilitates truly magical moments
like my meeting with Sarah.
I am a better person/dog because of the brief time I was 
granted with her.

If you are lucky enough to have the opportunity to interact with
someone like Sarah, I recommend that you embrace the moment.
You will be come away far richer because of it.

Everyone deserves respect…and the chance to chat with a giant dog.

Dogbomb was one of the best, if not THE best, suiters I’ve ever seen. Though he was only an acquaintance from many years ago, his passing yesterday still hurts my heart, but I am so thankful that he is no longer in pain. Thank you for everything, Tony. We love you.

I got some dental work done today and my mouth hurts so bad lmaoooo and I get to do it all again on Tuesday. I need memes to take the edge off

writhe:

imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..

…and then never using the toaster, throwing it out, and a week later having to go out and buy a new toaster because your husband sporadically wants toast after three years of NEVER USING IT

but yeah it’s worth it too.